*******here's How The Fight Started......**********

[goldenstatekennel]

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
her someplace expensive.....so, I took her to a gas
station..... and that's how the fight started....

I tried to talk my wife into buying a case of Miller
Light for $14.95. Instead, she bought a jar of cold cream for
$7.95. I told her the beer would make her look better at night than
the cold cream....... And that's how the fight started.

After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me
for my driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my
pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman
that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back
later. The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I
opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said,
'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and she processed my Social Security
application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the
Social Security office. She said, 'You should have dropped your pants. You
might have gotten disability, too'...... And that's how the fight
started.....

My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as
she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, 'Do you know
her?' 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand
she took to drinking right after we split u p those many years
ago, and I hear she hasn't been sober since.' 'My God!' says my wife, 'Who
would think a person could go on celebrating that long?'...... And that's
how the fight started.....

I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his
car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things
just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn't believe it.... he was a
DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and
shouted, 'I AM NOT HAPPY!!!' So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well,
then which one are you?'....... And that's how the fight started.....

AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some
reason, took my order first. 'I'll have the strip steak,
medium rare, please.' He said, 'Aren't you worried about
the mad cow?' 'Nah, she can order for herself.'...... And that's how
the fight started.....

[DonMega]

Lol

[IAMBULLY]

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[Novice]

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[BigPoppaPump]

Lol!!

[bigslickbullies Darren]

[QUIFFER]

awsome!!!

[RBaltazar]

OMG ROFLMAO